107 definitions by D. Gould

A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.
"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"
by D. Gould February 01, 2008

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100
Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 07, 2007

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101
A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.
"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.
by D. Gould April 09, 2006

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102
To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
by D. Gould April 09, 2006

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103
Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.
"Yo...That crackerjack sucked off me and my whole crew, for five bucks!"
by D. Gould January 12, 2006

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104
A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"
by D. Gould December 21, 2005

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105
1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.

"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"
by D. Gould July 26, 2006

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