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Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.
After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.
by D Flawless November 13, 2019
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TV Watching Utensils

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
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Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain
Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap
by D Flawless February 26, 2020
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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all
Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish
Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy
by D Flawless August 18, 2022
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Fuck E Cheese

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey
by D Flawless May 8, 2021
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