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Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD
After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless November 7, 2021
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ShitTank

A show on abc about entrepreneurs shit
Mark jewban took a shit on abcs shittank and it went series abcdefg and took it public
by D Flawless September 27, 2022
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mastrigator

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator
by D Flawless November 25, 2021
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Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 2, 2020
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Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall
I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls
by D Flawless July 19, 2022
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Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life
girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy
by D Flawless October 14, 2020
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Hypogamy

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with
Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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