D Flawless's definitions

Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.

After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Donald Trump

Satan

Donald Trump is fricking Satan dude

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Asian

Your master, your emperor, your dom

The Asianman will rise up and wrecj all the blonde pussy while chad gonna be tied down wanking himself watching

by D Flawless September 8, 2021

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

Asianginity

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.

I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Jackson's Hole Wyoming

Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires

Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend

by D Flawless August 23, 2021

Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

by D Flawless August 20, 2020