162 definitions by D Flawless

Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

by D Flawless August 21, 2020

Fearcel

A guy who can't get laid at least in part because he's too scared to even approach

Johnny was such a fearcel. The hot girl in church smiled at him and he couldn't even bring himself to go say hi.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Hispaniac

A hispanic person who's downright nuts

Diego was a real hispaniac, he went off on his Airbmb guests and creeped in their windows until the police were called

by D Flawless July 2, 2021

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 10, 2019

Nonchad

Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy

Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!

by D Flawless November 9, 2020

Lake Tawhore

A vacation town on the Nevada California border right next to several good brothels

Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend

Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol

by D Flawless April 11, 2022