8 definitions by D’brickaJon Swaggins
When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.
Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 4, 2023
A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 4, 2023
A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
When your engaging a lifting workout, and you think your one set ahead of what your actually at. Now you feel like you have even more lifting to do.
Tyrone thought he was on set 3 of his 4-set workout, but on further realization he was only on set 2. Tyrone fell into a Mid Lift Crisis.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022
When you walk into a local school function, and you can’t help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year’s Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party. Terry got brain in five minutes.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 6, 2023
When a player gets injured and they need to get halled off the field by a cart, otherwise known as a meatwagon.
After Damar couldn’t handle the heat in his local 13u pop Warner game, he got taken off the field in a meatwagon. Causing the whole football league to go into a frenzy.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 6, 2023
When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 6, 2023