Definitions by D'Wayne Giles

furd 

A furd is a fart that feels like a turd when coming out slowly. The air pressure creates the semblance of a solid.

Holy crap, I thought I was pushing a log into my tighty whiteys, but it was just a furd.

furd by D'Wayne Giles March 4, 2010

old timey 

Of a nature of times past. Rarely replicated in our modern world. Folksy. Often this term is used to describe some thing or process that is not modern. However, it can also mean something that is of uncompromising quality.

Person 1: How come your contractor doesn't use a nailgun to frame? Why does he insist on using his hammer?

Person 2: I guess he's old timey.

old timey by D'Wayne Giles July 3, 2008

Belua 

Short for the latin belua manducateo. Literally meaning an eat beast or very fat person.

Did you see Bryan's date? She's a freakin' belua.

Dude, He's totally into beluas.

Belua by D'Wayne Giles July 1, 2008