Curtis Meyer's definitions

Miniscopic

Small, to the point of near invisibility; The opposite of "ginormous."(Comes from "miniscule" and "microscopic")

"She told me last night that my chances of getting her phone number were miniscopic."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Aiyo!mance

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Smell good

Cologne or perfume (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

Before I went to the club, I had to put on some smell good.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing

The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010