Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.

The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012

tweenwich

When two lesbian tweens scissor each other, with a pedophile's face in between their crotches.

pedophile 1: I wish iCarly and her co-star would give me a tweenwich.

pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.

pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010

you silly

A form of adult baby-talk, meaning "you are silly." Used chiefly by females and homosexual or bi-curious males.

Me: Look at my definition for Geli.

chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.

Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.

chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.

Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010

two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.

The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010