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Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.
Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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dope sick

The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.

junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!

paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.

paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010
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ufollowgist

Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.

Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.

special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.

Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.

special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
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crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.
nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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bullshitness

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Anthracite Desert

1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.
Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011
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