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1. A water filled hole left over from surface mining, ranging in size from a large puddle, to the size of a lake. Used as illegal swimming holes, and to dump stolen cars into. 2. Any hole, dry or water filled, leftover from surface mining.
Derived from stripping pit and swimming hole.
Derived from stripping pit and swimming hole.
1. Kids in the Anthracite Coal Region always swim, in the stripping holes west of the Poconos.
2. A stripping hole, doesn't always have to have water in it.
2. A stripping hole, doesn't always have to have water in it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010
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Get the cunty fresh mug.1. Any art, clothing style, etc. influenced by sexualization of children. 2. Legitimization of pedophilia through art, clothing style, etc.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010
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Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010
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