Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

Jamie Kennedy

Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.

Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010

subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.

The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010

Pennsylabama

The areas outside of the metropolitan and suburban areas of Philadelphia in the east and Pittsburgh in the west. Inhabitants are stereotyped as intellectually inferior, conservative, heavily armed and god fearing.

Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."

urbanite: I thought the blacks in Newark were scary, but I don't see assault rifles and shot guns decorating the rear windows of their rides. I'll fly next time, before I drive through Pennsylabama again.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

cold cremator

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.

criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010