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tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.
Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009
mugGet the tardbabymug.

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010
mugGet the fornicaterermug.

cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007
mugGet the cunteloupemug.

Osama Bin Gettinany

A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.
FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how 'bout a rimjob you assbreff?
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008
mugGet the Osama Bin Gettinanymug.

tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.
"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007
mugGet the tampon teamug.

Levi Johnston

The white trash high school dropout father of Sarah Palin's out-of-wedlock grandchild. Mr. Johnston is currently estranged from Palin's daughter Bristol Palin and is negotiating a photo shoot to display his weiner on Playgirl.com.
I asked Bristol Palin what she every saw in Levi Johnston. She replied "well, mainly his Moose Meat. He has a really big one, you know. Just wait until you see it on Playgirl.com."
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009
mugGet the Levi Johnstonmug.

encrapment

A technique used by undercover police when performing a sting operation to entrap a felcher like Larry Craig while cottaging in an airport rest room.
Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.

In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.

Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 6, 2007
mugGet the encrapmentmug.

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