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colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.
by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007
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Papal Smear

Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.
A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008
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tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.
Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009
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penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.
1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007
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prison wallet

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.
Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007
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Abominatrix

A sexually dominant female who forces her partners to do things that are an "abomination unto the Lord."
The abominatrix tied the man up and forced him to eat shellfish.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2006
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iPad

A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.
Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009
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