52 definitions by Cummy worm

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 3, 2011

porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

by Cummy worm November 7, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm January 29, 2011

porn

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

by Cummy worm June 15, 2011

chevy malibu

An actually quite reliable and roomy car manufactured by General Motors. Ok. Maybe you people say that it's worse than Camaro or Silverado, but can you noobs quit talking shit about it? God! Just think, what the bloody fuck did the fucking car do to you???

The chevy malibu is a class leader.

by Cummy worm August 11, 2010

Ford

One of the best American automakers on Earth, neck-and-neck with General Motors.

Ford ALWAYS scores #1 with their Ford Taurus, Ford Mustang, Ford F-Series, et cetera!

by Cummy worm November 16, 2010

dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 11, 2010