Rump Rug

The hair on woman's ass, especially when it is surprisingly prominent, thick, or coarse.

Dude, how gross is that? We're going at it and I flip her over to plow the back 40, and she's got a total rump rug! Hair right up to her waistline!

by cubswin60611 August 04, 2010

Panty Raisin

Small bits of shit found in a sketchy chic's drawers.

Dude, we get home from Kelly's and she's all over me. I slide my hands under her mini, pull her skivvies down, and a bunch of smelly panty raisins fall out!

by Cubswin60611 July 11, 2010

Blood Diamonds

When a girl "vajazzles" on her period.

She was so trailer that her Blood Diamonds were "monthly crusted."

by cubswin60611 December 28, 2011

Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010