2 definitions by Crunchysox

crunchy sock

Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.

my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.

by Crunchysox March 15, 2017

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 15, 2017