3 definitions by Croy33

Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.

Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."

by Croy33 March 9, 2017

Cat brain

Adjective:
1) The term used to describe the state of a nut sack when subjected to cold weather.

Dude, I have the worst cat brain right now... I cant even find my nuts.

by Croy33 March 9, 2017

Fish belly

The underside of your erected penis.

I've noticed I have a nice looking fish belly.

by Croy33 February 2, 2016