Crowdsurfer's definitions

Tomlinson

(tom-lin-suhn) - VERB

To drop an object in a manor likely to cause injury to a coworker.

"Dude, watch it! you just tomlinsoned me with that CO2 tank!

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

DD

(duhb-uhl dee) - VERB

To screw up a task so simple that it could have been done by amoebas.

"Oh dear GOD, all I wanted you to do was turn on the light, how the hell can you DD that?"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Otto

(ot-oh; Ger. awt-oh) - VERB

To hand tighten a nut so tight that it cannot be loosened by hand.

"Who the hell Otto'd these truss bolts? Someone get me a wrench!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Osier

(ō'zhər) - VERB

To pick up a 4-man carry (4 corner) object alone, usually with a bearhug.

Also referred to as man-forking.

"Can you guys four-corner this?"

"Outta my way, I'll just Osier it and then you can fuller it as it comes off the truck!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Juicebox

(jōōs-bŏks) - NOUN

The act of showing up for a call at the wrong venue and wrong time.

"Where's Paintchip?"

"Oh he'll be late, he pulled a Juicebox"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Schultz

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Pelsor

(pěl-sōr) - NOUN

An injury sustained by being tomlinsoned.

"Dude, where'd you get that Pelsor?"

"Some douche at work Tomlinsoned me with a set cart!"

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010