56 definitions by Creedmoor
| 1. | Oscar Bait | ||
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February 24, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy. "'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."
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Creedmoor
Oct 11, 2004
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| 2. | red eye | ||
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1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west. 3. Your asshole. 1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye." 3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."
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Oct 11, 2004
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| 3. | Heart-Shaped Ass | ||
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A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart. "Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"
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Oct 23, 2004
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| 4. | Doody | ||
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Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh. Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."
Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?" Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?" Sheriff: "It was my doody!" |
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| 5. | Cuntface | ||
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A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina. "Willie Nelson has a cuntface."
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| 6. | Finger Test | ||
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A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there. "I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."
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Oct 11, 2004
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| 7. | Diarrhea of Anne Frank | ||
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And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?" Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank. |
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