Crapholio's definitions

fandango

A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.

Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.

by Crapholio July 21, 2005

Lake Havascrew

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.

Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."

by Crapholio August 29, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio September 4, 2005

pyramid

When you take such a huge dump that the poop piles up in the shape of a pyramid. The tip of the pyramid sticks out above the toilet waterline, filling the bathroom with a foul smell.

I often do a courtesy flush to avoid forming a poop pyramid.

by crapholio September 24, 2005

missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.

Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."

by Crapholio July 30, 2005