Crapholio's definitions

animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.

All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.

by Crapholio September 5, 2005

Rosie O'Fat

That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.

When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."

by crapholio September 5, 2005

teepee

What is formed when get a woody while wearing boxer shorts. Similar to pitching a tent.

My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.

by Crapholio August 24, 2005

missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.

Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."

by Crapholio July 30, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio September 4, 2005