Crapholio's definitions

sad sack of shit

Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.

Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."

Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."

by Crapholio August 13, 2005

teepee

What is formed when get a woody while wearing boxer shorts. Similar to pitching a tent.

My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.

by Crapholio August 24, 2005

Rosie O'Fat

That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.

When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."

by crapholio September 5, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio September 4, 2005

pyramid

When you take such a huge dump that the poop piles up in the shape of a pyramid. The tip of the pyramid sticks out above the toilet waterline, filling the bathroom with a foul smell.

I often do a courtesy flush to avoid forming a poop pyramid.

by crapholio September 24, 2005