12 definitions by Crapholio
by Crapholio August 6, 2005
Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.
Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
by Crapholio August 4, 2005
A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.
Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."
by Crapholio July 12, 2005
When you take such a huge dump that the poop piles up in the shape of a pyramid. The tip of the pyramid sticks out above the toilet waterline, filling the bathroom with a foul smell.
by Crapholio September 7, 2005
That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.
When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."
by Crapholio August 11, 2005
A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.
by Crapholio July 7, 2005
To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.
That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.
by Crapholio July 25, 2005