3 definitions by Crap in packets

Getting sexual gratification from wearing tight trousers and shitting oneself.
Pete bought some new trousers for Daning at the weekend
by Crap in packets November 9, 2018
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A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles
I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK
by Crap in packets August 28, 2019
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