Craig's definitions

tight

The word Tight can be used to mean Unfair.

Guy 1: Sorry I can't come out, I'm grounded.
Guy 2: That is so tight!

by craig May 6, 2004

ookie

Another word for disgusting

Ookie that green bogey is ookie

by craig March 15, 2005

Tit City

A term for when people go to a cosmetic surgeon to have their breasts augmented. They are given a brochure to look through, with all the different permutations available.

"Wow, have you seen the amount of boobs in this book?" "Yes, it's like being in Tit City!"

by Craig October 10, 2004

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 7, 2005

jibbing

Normally a term in secondary schools in England seeing as most of the other definitions are nothing like what it means in school. It is the act of skipping lessons by hiding out somewhere usually in the school grounds. Most Jibbers usually are in groups of two to five. Jibbers are by no means bad kids, a lot of people jib the lessons they hate. Also if someone is off school for whatever reason then it is almost a necessity to say 'jibbing' when that person's name is called in the register, just to annoy the teacher.

Student 1: C'mon, it's French now.

Student 2: Nah. We're gonna jib French

by Craig April 29, 2005

meader

monkey-faced, baseball cap wearing, knuckle dragging member of one of Bristol's less affluent white areas

'ere, you is a meaderrrrrrrrr

by craig February 10, 2004

waif

a homeless person; hobo

The waif was stealing shit.

by craig January 19, 2004