Craig's definitions

boagan

A boagan is an aussie beer drinking bloke who wears tight jeans and a checked shirt and has a mullet

nobody likes a boagan
look at that dero boagan

by Craig March 1, 2005

ookie

Another word for disgusting

Ookie that green bogey is ookie

by craig March 15, 2005

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 7, 2005

Tit City

A term for when people go to a cosmetic surgeon to have their breasts augmented. They are given a brochure to look through, with all the different permutations available.

"Wow, have you seen the amount of boobs in this book?" "Yes, it's like being in Tit City!"

by Craig October 10, 2004

sexpiration

the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether

I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.

by Craig January 18, 2005

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.

There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".

by Craig March 16, 2004