Craig's definitions

receed

a receeding hairline that affects the persons day to day life including their intelligence and their way of thinking. also it is very ugly and it attracts poonuggs to cling to it

holy crap mickles's receed is sworming with a clan of poonuggs

by craig October 27, 2004

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 7, 2005

indie

The stereotypical name for an individual, because some dumbass actually invented a stereotype for someone who belongs to no stereotype. An individual is someone who likes their own thing, maybe they skate, but like to wear a lot of black. Normally they dress in whatever fashion they like and do whatever they enjoy doing. They see that there is no need for so many people to belong to a stereotype, and will normally refer to themselves as normal as in their own eyes they don't belong to a stereotype, but to other idiots (usually townies) they do, and that stereotype is called indie.

Townie: Look at your long 'air, what are you, a skater?

Me: No, I'm not anything, I'm just normal.

Townie: So you is a indie, ay?

Me: Whatever you want to call it.

by Craig March 23, 2005

Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles

"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."

by Craig September 14, 2004

den

A fort made by a kid or a group of kids for them to hang out. A den is usually made out of large pieces of trash like old wooden planks and a tilet... Ok maybe not the toilet but I have seen one den like that!

Look at this den we built.

by craig May 7, 2004

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003