Craig's definitions

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

by craig February 16, 2004

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

snufter

A snufter is a small pot or container that has a nice, addictive almost drug-like smell in it.

C'mon give me another sniff of your snufter!

by craig May 7, 2004

shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

by Craig June 27, 2004

do'h

simson waitschullies

simson waitschullies is d'oh!!!

by Craig February 3, 2004

chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

ONS

One Night Stand

In the past month i've had 31 ONS's

by craig March 12, 2003