Cracker's definitions

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

american pie

Dumb movie that everyone thinks is funny.

by Cracker August 22, 2003

pandersnatch

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty

your mothers a pandersnatch

by cracker July 20, 2003

B.E.C.

1) accronam for "Bitches Eat Cocks.

Originates from the letters "BEC" found on an all weather track.

Mark: Look at stacy over there on the corner. She's such a whore. She kicked Jeff in the nuts today for no reason.
Tom: you know what they say: BEC.

by Cracker June 9, 2005

gilipollas

spanish for wanker/asshole

no seas gilipollas
dont be a wanker

by cracker March 25, 2004

yaggie

something extraordinarily funny causing one to laugh uncontrollably.

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" To get to the other side! YAAAAGGGIIIEEEE!!!!!!!1

by Cracker May 13, 2004

boredom

Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.

by Cracker August 27, 2003