10 definitions by Cow Poly

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The same thing as Ass to Mouth.
Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!
by Cow Poly April 28, 2007

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To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.
I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.
by Cow Poly February 03, 2006

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1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.

2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls
1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.

2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina
by Cow Poly February 03, 2006

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a word short for loser
I'm straight, no chaser! Honk Honk! Looz!
by Cow Poly April 07, 2007

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1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.
1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT
by Cow Poly February 03, 2006

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What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.
Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!
by Cow Poly April 28, 2007

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When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.
Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.
by Cow Poly February 03, 2006

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