To massage one's own balls and scrotum
in a pugnacious manner.
I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.
The same thing as Ass to Mouth.
Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!
1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.
2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls
1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.
2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina
a word short for loser
I'm straight, no chaser! Honk Honk! Looz!
1. To rip one's own anus
in a period of massive bowel obstruction.
2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.
1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.
2. Come here You little SHIT
What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.
Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!
When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.
Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.
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