10 definitions by Cow Poly

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Cow Poly February 3, 2006

Niplette

When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.

Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.

by Cow Poly February 3, 2006

Craisin

a crazy ass raisin.......

Person 1: Damn Nig, these are some crazy ass raisins!
Person 2: I hear' what you said...
Person 1: craisins NIGGA!
Person 2: Yaheard, you bitch ass muhfucka... Damn Chinks!

by Cow Poly April 8, 2007

Irregular Flow

What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.

Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!

by Cow Poly April 28, 2007

looz

a word short for loser

I'm straight, no chaser! Honk Honk! Looz!

by Cow Poly April 8, 2007

Pink Panther

The tip of a white male's penis, typically sucked and massaged by an Asian prostitute named Wee-How Fung-Chu in China Town, San Fran for under 5 dollars. We all know that he has exceptional lip muscle and control. When is through giving you a bj, hj, rj, or mj, piss on his face as such. Rub it on his titties and in his vagina. Fuck Carrots!

Wow... My Pink Panther is all big and black after visiting Wee-How Fung-Chu. That Chink convinced me to participate in a large amount of Niggerdom... SWEET!

by Cow Poly April 28, 2007

Heifi

When the kid from Hey Arnold's best friend, named Gerald, takes a shower and his top-hat hair goes down.

Dammit Arnold my hair is SO Heifi.

by Cow Poly January 29, 2006