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When China’s refusal to acknowledge that Wuhan is ground zero for the coronavirus, and its attempt to conceal the outbreak until whistleblowers leaked out the news to the world, is the root cause for the spread of the virus globally, which has since led to millions of infections and deaths.
Instead of admitting that it failed to warn the world about the coronavirus outbreak, China refuses to bear responsibility for lying and not closing its borders when thousands of its own citizens were already infected and had died from the plague—can the world really blame the West for wanting to label the coronavirus Covid-🇨🇳 instead of Covid-19?
by Covido November 22, 2020
Get the Covid-🇨🇳 mug.When Sweden initially adopted a laissez-faire approach to deal with the coronavirus crisis, by not imposing a lockdown, allowing non-essential businesses to operate, and making physical distancing optional, which resulted in a death rate that is five to six times higher than that of its Scandinavian neighbors.
Sweden’s controversial strategy of aiming for herd immunity while imposing few restrictions on its population to contain the Covid-🇸🇪 crisis had turned out to be a social experiment fiasco for its political leaders—its death rate had led its neighbors to keep their borders closed to the Swedish people and products.
by Covido April 7, 2021
Get the Covid-🇸🇪 mug.Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”
From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?
by Covido November 25, 2020
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by Covido February 3, 2021
Get the CoⓋid-19⁺ mug.When a CEO earns more than 300 times in a day what many of their workers earn in a year, or when the top 0.1% owns as much as the bottom 90% of the population.
The immoral wealth inequality is proof of pure hypocrisy by billionaires and CEOs, who never fail to point out that they’ll give away most of the wealth after their last heartbeat.
by Covido August 24, 2022
Get the Wealth Inequality mug.What the pain and suffering of the coronavirus pandemic can teach us about life on this side of eternity, especially what truly matters in this transient life.
Thanks to covidosophy, the oft-avoidable high death toll and political ineptitude of right-wing fake leaders can help us come to terms with the ravages of the pandemic crisis.
by Covido May 11, 2021
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People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.
by Covido January 30, 2021
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