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When you are being lied to that the coronavirus is just another flu that would go away by Easter or Christmas, or that mask-wearing or social distancing is optional unless you want to be politically correct.
Ann felt coronatrumped by her boyfriend, who told her that no one could really be infected by casual kissing.
by Covido November 16, 2020
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A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.
by Covido December 16, 2022
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Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.
by Covido March 26, 2022
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A spokesperson from the Pyongyang Medical University told the media that millions of free doses of Covikim would be shipped to friendly nations like Iran, Syria, and Mozambique as part of the country’s “vaccine diplomacy.”
by Covido January 29, 2021
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Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
by Covido November 17, 2020
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Are these two equations equivalent: 29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9 and 10 – 🦠 = –9?
by Covido January 7, 2021
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by Covido November 1, 2020
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