When rogue scientists are unethically considering mixing different homegrown vaccines with low rates of protection into a hybrid one, or are planning to inoculate people with two or three doses of different vaccines, to boost efficacy.
China, which had trialed four vaccines whose efficacy rates are as low as 50%, is seriously considering Frankenstein vaccination to optimize its immunization process.
by Covido April 12, 2021
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With underfunded hospitals and shortage of medicines, and with a corrupt dictatorship that is notorious for serially lying to its people, is it surprising that Russia is presently experiencing a Covid-🇷🇺 crisis?
by Covido December 21, 2020
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Some Puritan or Trumpublican parents wanted Mr. Putins to be fired after he mistyped “WTF Math” instead of “WFH Math” on the WhatsApp Teachers-Parents group.
by Covido March 01, 2022
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Unlike the Ethiopian and Kenyan seamen whose livelihoods took a nosedive during the lockdown, Somali sea thieves were doing brisk business thanks to Covid-🇸🇴.
by Covido December 25, 2020
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Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.
by Covido January 08, 2021
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A Chief Justice from South Africa received a public backlash after praying about 💉₆₆₆ at a church event.
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.
by Covido January 12, 2021
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