Covido's definitions

MaskPlus

Singapore’s two-layer cotton fabric reusable mask that claimed to offer 97+% antiviral and 99.75+% antibacterial protection after 30 washes—its last free distribution to the public, which lasted a fortnight, occured on Pi Day, 2021.

Compared to previous “inferior quality” reusable masks that were also given free to the public, MaskPlus needed to be washed only once a week even if worn daily—users could wear it every day for up to seven months.

by Covido April 14, 2022

Covid-91°

When the authorities could not confirm how many people who died of forest fires, when the temperature then was about 91 degrees centigrade, were already infected with the coronavirus (and were probably on the way to the other side of eternity).

In California, the public was clueless how many of the two-dozen-odd deaths were Covid-91° victims.

by Covido October 11, 2020

Covid-20

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.

For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.

by Covido January 6, 2021

Covid-🌡

When temperature checking is unreliable in detecting those who are infected with the coronavirus but have no symptoms, or in identifying those who have symptoms but show no fever.

What percentage of people who have active Covid-19 would remain undetected due to Covid-🌡 failure?

by Covido November 15, 2020

Pi Social

When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.

A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.

by Covido April 3, 2022

Corona-Proof

When your faith in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivers you from the ravages of the coronavirus—when you live from a place of peace instead of fear.

Just as the faith of the old wise Daniel, who worked for King Darius, as reported in the Old Testament of the Bible, made him lion-proof after being thrown into the lions’ den, so too could you be corona-proof if you put your faith in the Almighty God.

by Covido July 17, 2021

Covid-19(19)

When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.

On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.

by Covido December 20, 2020