Covido's definitions

Covid-🇱🇰

When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.

The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-🇱🇰 crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.

by Covido January 8, 2021

Pi Futurist

A math professor who advises both undergraduate and postgraduate students which area of research on the number π they should embark on in order to increase their chances of getting published in reputable math publications, with minimum frustration and pain.

Dictator Kim is asking comrade Trump whether he’d recommend any ex-lecturer from his now-defunct Trump University, who might be keen to work as a pi futurist for the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology on a three-year contract, with high prospects of securing tenure if local researchers’ submissions grace the pages of math periodicals and journals.

by Covido May 1, 2022

Covid-👻

When diehard party-goers insist on attending a Halloween party in the midst of the pandemic, because they conspiratorially claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of ghosts and spirits here on Earth and in Hell.

To fight Covid-👻, both QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists are reluctantly wearing “frightening” masks this Halloween to scare off the Wuhan virus.

by Covido October 30, 2020

Covid-270

When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.

Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.

by Covido November 25, 2020

🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀

When a Covid-19 vaccine does not equate zero infections or deaths, especially when those in developed nations would get vaccinated first before their counterparts in the developing world could expect to be jabbed even with a half-baked vaccine from China or Russia.

The WHO warned the world that 🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀, when not everyone would be able to get jabbed in early 2021.

by Covido December 6, 2020

Psalms 90

A timeless set of biblical verses on how God wants His creation to view the concept of time, which reminds mankind how life is fragile and transient—how His people need to value their limited time on earth while they go through life’s tribulations and experience His recurring deliverance and blessing until their last breath.

In Psalms 90, we’re told that (a) in God’s sight, a thousand years are like a day that has just gone by; (b) the length of our days is 70 years—or 80 years, if we’re strong enough; and (c) we need to ask God to teach us to number our days carefully so that we’ll be wise in how we live.

by Covido September 23, 2020

Covidaver

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.

by Covido January 8, 2021