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When Covid-19 quarantines and lockdowns stirred the hearts of tens of thousands of people worldwide to start writing letters to their long-lost friends, hoping that the one address they still have would somehow reach their recipients, as they reminisced the old good days of their friendship—when a pandemic refocuses their thoughts and priorities of what is really important in life.
Covid-19 has ironically brought about many good memories in millions of people, and one of them is to be infected with Covid-📝.
by Covido December 14, 2020
Get the Covid-📝 mug.Eric plagiarized “🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)” from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus “China virus,” “Chinese virus,” and “Kung flu” in racially charged tweets.
by Covido November 14, 2020
Get the 🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y) mug.When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.
Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.
by Covido October 4, 2021
Get the Covid-🇦🇺 mug.A custom-made casket resembling the spiky coronavirus that a wealthy person would anonymously order to be sent to the loved ones of their dead business or political foe.
A Wuhan billionaire had commissioned carpenters in North Korea for a cørøffin, which would be flown to the United States as Beijing’s “donation” in the event that a China-unfriendly VIP at the White House experienced his last heartbeat.
by Covido September 5, 2020
Get the Cørøffin mug.A term that refers to the global economic crisis brought about by the coronavirus pandemic, which has inflicted so much pain and suffering to millions of employed and jobless people—it is like Covid-19 has resurrected the Great Depression of the 1930s.
What are the odds that the widening inequality between the rich and the poor, exposed by the Great Lockdown, if not addressed, could lead to a global economic meltdown or apocalypse?
by Covido February 4, 2021
Get the The Great Lockdown mug.When the land of a thousand smiles of 70 million people that shares porous borders with four countries, with 4,000-plus corona cases and 60 deaths so far, is now seeing an outbreak among hundreds of its Myanmar migrants, who work at the Mahachai market—the heart of Thailand's multi-billion-dollar seafood industry.
Will Thailand’s attempts to revive its hard-hit tourism industry, by easing restrictions to allow more foreigners to visit the kingdom, be put on hold again due to the latest Covid-🇹🇭 crisis?
by Covido December 21, 2020
Get the Covid-🇹🇭 mug.When decision makers from Ministry of Education’s around the world continually fail to walk their talk in raising the quantitative literacy of their citizens—lots of BS promises to make themselves sound keen to improve the numeracy rate of the population without implementing oft-painful or unpopular concrete steps to achieving their goal.
Blah-blah-blah math talks among politicians or publishers are cheap or music to the ears, but hardly ever translate into actions, because keeping their jobs or being profitable prevents them from rocking the mathematical boat.
by Covido November 21, 2021
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