3 definitions by Cottleston Pie
Gigantic + enormous + humongous. Even bigger than Gigantinormous. The Universe aspires to this size.
Urban Dictionary is gigantinormongously awesome.
by Cottleston Pie December 25, 2008
Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?
by Cottleston Pie March 14, 2011
A faux socialist; one who professes to follow socialist principles, but in fact opposes or undermines them at every turn. Tony Blair's "New Labour" in the UK is a well-known example.
Tony Blair took the socialist Labour Party in a new direction in 1997, creating the fauxcialist and neoliberal "New Labour".
by Cottleston Pie May 10, 2011