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1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Get the muffmaid mug.1) a derogatory term for Someone who Worships the Pope does not have to be a Catholic
the term Papid came about due to all of the hero worship people would give the pope as he would enter towns ans nations, the Pope is not Jesus Relax Papids
the term Papid came about due to all of the hero worship people would give the pope as he would enter towns ans nations, the Pope is not Jesus Relax Papids
Jeff is not a Christian nor a catholic, but has a shrines to every pope since Pope Gregory the III; if one worships the man who is pope and in contrast to the God who the the Pope worships and serves he is a Papid; get off my lawn you "expletive deleted" PAPID!; those damn papids are ruining the white-house; what do you call a papid with a job? a f'kin papid!
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010
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to godulate is not easy, one must practice the art of alchemy but even then your at lease taking one thing and changing it, to truly godulate one must produce something out of thing air
to godulate is not easy, one must practice the art of alchemy but even then your at lease taking one thing and changing it, to truly godulate one must produce something out of thing air
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Get the godulate mug.1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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