shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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glaukenstucken

Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude

Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on
i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Cosmic Pope

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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run the board

forget that i cant run against Trump he run the board
by cosmic Pope September 18, 2020
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pottertoad

1) a fan of Harry Potter but in an annoying way 2) one who relentlessly quotes or references Harry Potter
i had to leave the party last night, it was inundated by pottertoads
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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gingerfuk

1) to rub spices on ones genitals to heighten sex play 2) to masturbate with chemicals known to irritate the mucus membranous tissue found in the genitals
James Gingerfuked the bottle of icy hot; Kola likes frappin it up with Vick's vapor rub shes such a gingerfuk, that gingerfuk Tony finds the only way he could keep it hard is to Gingerfuk Ce-Ce with a candy cane soaked in rum
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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Western Whormlet

1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet
David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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