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Manila folder

A girl who is a perfect mix of Asian Black and White, that you can't tell what ethnic group they are more of.
Went on a date last night with a manila folder, i Think I'll marry her
by cosmic Pope July 23, 2016
mugGet the Manila foldermug.

Mook

a Class A Idiot

now before we get carried away thinking this word is new, very much not, i'ts said in 100's of classic TV shows and movies, from Stooges to Gleason, in the three Stooges its been used in the same way we use it today, they even went so far as to use it as the names of characters
Moe Howard as Dr. Mook Schlepper
by Cosmic Pope July 24, 2010
mugGet the Mookmug.

muffmaid

a whore, or prostitute , often unpaid, and willing to give freebies
Shit Bigass Brenda's a wonderful muffmaid , we spent three days just bangin and hangin playing oldskool Nintendo
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
mugGet the muffmaidmug.

Alabama Ball Wrangle

1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax

if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
mugGet the Alabama Ball Wranglemug.

shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
mugGet the shitusaymug.

Gutter Tripe

1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation

2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men

3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert;

4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a fame animal preferably a mule or horse.
personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
mugGet the Gutter Tripemug.

dickin donuts

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
mugGet the dickin donutsmug.

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