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shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Gutter Tripe

1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation

2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men

3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert;

4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a fame animal preferably a mule or horse.
personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Plated

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated
by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024
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shoeshite

1) observer of a dumb religion, also spelled shushite 2) followers of the LDS, ICOC and JW cults
what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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run the board

forget that i cant run against Trump he run the board
by cosmic Pope September 18, 2020
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Western Whormlet

1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet
David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex
Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
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