Cosmic Pope's definitions
Shit Bigass Brenda's a wonderful muffmaid , we spent three days just bangin and hangin playing oldskool Nintendo
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
Get the muffmaidmug. Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude
Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on
Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on
i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Get the glaukenstuckenmug. a woman down with Felching
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
Get the feltch friendlymug. romancing the stone
1) Masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
1) Masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat
Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?
Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?
Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin
Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?
Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?
Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin
Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
Get the Romancing the Stonemug. 1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Get the Cosmic Popemug. 1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the merkinfaustmug.