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Primus

Root Word Pri-mus

1) to rule in a supreme way 2) fist among the lot 3) a Family Originating in Granada who's offspring covers that Island, dang it i'm Juanell 1L Primus, and i can't even travel there in fear i might marry a cousin my grand dad had 52 children and his farther 35 i'm crap out of luck over there
the smith family rules in a most amazing way, almost like Primus
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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dickin donuts

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
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King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex
Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
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Plated

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated
by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024
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shoeshite

1) observer of a dumb religion, also spelled shushite 2) followers of the LDS, ICOC and JW cults
what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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merkinfaust

1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair

root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis

According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary

Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Cosmic Pope

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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