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Fantabidozi

1) Mother Fucking Fantastic

it is far better than fantastic its a little better than fucking fantastic, so its Fantabidozi

SNL S35E04 Gerard Butler use a word sounding like this, but i don't car from here on this is it and how it will be spelled `
Bill: hun dinner tonight was Fantabidozi

Ellin: seriously honey no swearing at the dinner table
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
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minktitties

really white milky soft Breast, the kind you can see the veins in, that just got covered with Jizz
just gave Kim some Minktitties for Christmas, smelled awesome!
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
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Digi Vids

1) Digital Videos
Roman: Can i borrow your handy Cam?

Bob: Why

Roman: Kids play, i need to record some Digi Vids for the school website
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
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cleavin

1) a sex act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the Western Whormelt, but this will be done with her legs propped behind her head 2) full definition, the male enters the womans anus from behind, spins himself upside down and wedges himself under her gearth, as he fights for air the erotic asphyxiation causes a heighten state of panicked arousal, and an explosive ejaculant can be achieved

any number of partners may be added the limit is only in ones imagination, but remember if additional partners are added the name is changed to properly represent the situation, Double Cleavin, Triple Cleavin, Octocleave even the elusive AutoCleave "i've seen it done" example below

first mentioned in an episode of "family guy" as a dirty word

also can be spelled Kleavin, from the root word cleave : to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly
Becky gave up the the cleavin last night, you can see Jim's jizz on the fan blades, he vomited all over the duvet

Roberta the superfat hermaphrodite almost died AutoCleavin with her cock up her butt and her boob in her mouth, that biker dude just happened to hear the commotion and broke into the window to save her, or was it to ass rape her before he left town, not sure but both happened
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Nice nice

Roman: did you go clubbing last night?

Tim: no just to the bus station to get some nice nice from a random skank
by Cosmic Pope August 8, 2011
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cosmic poppin it up

one who is deeply in love or truly digs the cosmic pope as expressed by the PowerQuee
that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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merkinfaust

1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair

root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis

According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary

Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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