Cosmic Pope's definitions

gingerfuk

1) to rub spices on ones genitals to heighten sex play 2) to masturbate with chemicals known to irritate the mucus membranous tissue found in the genitals

James Gingerfuked the bottle of icy hot; Kola likes frappin it up with Vick's vapor rub shes such a gingerfuk, that gingerfuk Tony finds the only way he could keep it hard is to Gingerfuk Ce-Ce with a candy cane soaked in rum

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

Western Whormlet

1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet

David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

Digi Vids

1) Digital Videos

Roman: Can i borrow your handy Cam?

Bob: Why

Roman: Kids play, i need to record some Digi Vids for the school website

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

minktitties

really white milky soft Breast, the kind you can see the veins in, that just got covered with Jizz

just gave Kim some Minktitties for Christmas, smelled awesome!

by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014

dirtballin

to dip your nutts in shit

i fucked that bitch so hard i ended up Dirtballin it

by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014

tainttickle

to rub your dick on the perineum

that ass was so sweet i had to pull out and tainttickle to keep from giving her a buttbaby

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

cleavin

1) a sex act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the Western Whormelt, but this will be done with her legs propped behind her head 2) full definition, the male enters the womans anus from behind, spins himself upside down and wedges himself under her gearth, as he fights for air the erotic asphyxiation causes a heighten state of panicked arousal, and an explosive ejaculant can be achieved

any number of partners may be added the limit is only in ones imagination, but remember if additional partners are added the name is changed to properly represent the situation, Double Cleavin, Triple Cleavin, Octocleave even the elusive AutoCleave "i've seen it done" example below

first mentioned in an episode of "family guy" as a dirty word

also can be spelled Kleavin, from the root word cleave : to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly

Becky gave up the the cleavin last night, you can see Jim's jizz on the fan blades, he vomited all over the duvet

Roberta the superfat hermaphrodite almost died AutoCleavin with her cock up her butt and her boob in her mouth, that biker dude just happened to hear the commotion and broke into the window to save her, or was it to ass rape her before he left town, not sure but both happened

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010