35 definitions by Cosmic Pope

to rub your dick on the perineum
that ass was so sweet i had to pull out and tainttickle to keep from giving her a buttbaby
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
to dip your nutts in shit
i fucked that bitch so hard i ended up Dirtballin it
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
really white milky soft Breast, the kind you can see the veins in, that just got covered with Jizz
just gave Kim some Minktitties for Christmas, smelled awesome!
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
a whore, or prostitute , often unpaid, and willing to give freebies
Shit Bigass Brenda's a wonderful muffmaid , we spent three days just bangin and hangin playing oldskool Nintendo
by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet
David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010
1) Digital Videos
Roman: Can i borrow your handy Cam?

Bob: Why

Roman: Kids play, i need to record some Digi Vids for the school website
by Cosmic Pope August 07, 2011
1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010

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