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In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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Stands for British Broadcasting Corporation, but dirty minded people both on this website and out there make it stand for something else
She wanna take this BBC and I ain't talkin' bout One Extra

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by Cornish surfer boy December 11, 2021
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A condition (subject to debate over whether or not it's a disability) which people like to make fun of and use as an insult, when in actual fact, they know nothing about it. I can tell you that autism's not an entirely negative thing and some people think it's the next step in evolution due to the intelligence of some autistic people (you seen Elon Musk or Greta Thunberg?) and can make people successful in life.

Now I won't ignore the fact that there are some deficiencies, as it can make people a little on the sensitive side and a little socially awkward, and in the case of classic autism (autism that's not considered high functioning/Aspergers), it can lead to some speech delays etc, but people get successful in life, you know.

(I wrote this definition as a teen (15 years old) who was tested for autism at the age of 5, and as a teen who was never told the result by their parents. I have a suspicion I was diagnosed, but once again, I was never told.
by Cornish surfer boy December 11, 2021
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June 7th is a date which features a rich number of celebrity birthdays, including Prince (who has died now), Liam Neeson, Iggy Azalea, Tom Jones, George Ezra, Lexi Rivera, Coco Quinn, Fetty Wap, Swae Lee, Emily Ratajkowski and Cafu.
JUNE 7TH: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PRINCE (RIP), LIAM NEESON, IGGY AZALEA, TOM JONES, GEORGE EZRA, LEXI RIVERA, COCO QUINN, FETTY WAP, SWAE LEE, EMILY RATAJKOWSKI AND CAFU!!!!!!!!!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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A gag name, coming from the phrase "jack off"
The man named Jack Koff, subject to chuckles, ran onto the pitch for the Miami Dolphins...
by Cornish surfer boy September 29, 2021
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