154 definitions by Cornholio

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.
by cornholio October 11, 2003
Do you understand? From the Italian
I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?
by cornholio October 04, 2003
Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)
I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.
by cornholio October 14, 2003
Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.
Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.
by cornholio October 16, 2003
A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.
The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.
by cornholio October 16, 2003
The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.
Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.
by cornholio October 09, 2003
A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
by cornholio October 13, 2003

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