153 definitions by Cornholio

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

Strine

Australian English, or English as spoken in Oz.

In Strine, a girl is a Sheila. They like 'em drunk and passed out.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

sleazoid

Slightly tacky, obscene, or gross. From sleazy, originally referring to cheap Silesian fabrics from what is now Poland.

That Dennis is a sleazoid little freak.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by Cornholio October 15, 2003

punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

Stalinoid

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

by Cornholio October 16, 2003