3 definitions by Cornelius Oglewasher
You read the definition for 2036. We all know you’re going in order of years. The world is gone now. Move on. Nothing to see here. Go to 2038 now. I even made it easy for you! I gave you a link. Use it. But beware; you may not like what you see.
Rupert: Hey Frank, what happened in 2037?
Frank: Do I look like a time traveler? Ask the dude who wrote 2034.
Frank: Do I look like a time traveler? Ask the dude who wrote 2034.
by Cornelius Oglewasher June 23, 2020
Alright, so it got a bit crazy there. I will tell you all a secret: the way to stop the taco gods is to ask them very nicely. Use your time machine and go back to 2023 and fix this all. Please. We need you, you beautiful soul.
Joe: 2080 is weird man, how am I alive?
Bobert: probably cause the reader literally went up every year and watched you grow
Joe: yo that's kinda wholesome man
Ralph: hey guys who wants to share this burrito
Bobert: probably cause the reader literally went up every year and watched you grow
Joe: yo that's kinda wholesome man
Ralph: hey guys who wants to share this burrito
by Cornelius Oglewasher November 24, 2021
Someday, people will be very jealous that I got this year's definition so early. Perhaps I will be an internet celebrity in 2102. Sorry about all the climate stuff guys, it was the big companies. We hate it too and feel awful.
Joe: ayo i'm still here in 2102, I bet the people who will actually be alive then are hella jealous
Bobert: no you're not
Grunt: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Bobert: no you're not
Grunt: AAAAAAAAAAAA
by Cornelius Oglewasher November 24, 2021