Cool Hand Duke's definitions

canoodle

a public display of affection that involves cuddling

Jill and her boyfriend canoodle at the bus stop in the morning on their way to school.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

c'mere

Abreviated from "Come Here"

What you say to a girl you've been drinking or smoking with prior to your first attempt to kiss her. It's an attempt to attract her attention and give her an early warning before you swoop in. You'll get an instant reaction to determine if you need to abort that kiss.

"I'm so glad you invited me over for a smoke."
"C'mere."

by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007

bodega

In Canada, a neighbourhood corner store, not part of a large chain, that is being used as a front to sell drugs. There will be some legitimate business selling soda, cigarettes, and candy bars, but most of the aisles in the store will be full of liquidation merchandise covered in a thick layer of dust.

"If you're going to the bodega, pick me up a pack of smokes."

by Cool Hand Duke February 13, 2008

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

chubba

A chubby girl who is not so fat that she becomes completely sexually unattractive, but is too heavy to be seen socially with. A chubba may be in a lower social stratum and is never higher in status and is often seen as being uninteresting, uninteligent, and generally worthless. A chubba is often a single man's equivalent to a mistress, whom he maintains for sexual purposes whilst shopping around for a more decorative mate.

It's been two months since I've had any ass. I'd better call up my chubba in Riverside.

I'm showing up stag. It's not like I'm going to bring my chubba to a wedding.

I went to see my chubba last night. I felt bad about leaving without flushing her.

by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

lothic

In Canada, in the context of a reaction to smoking marijuana, somebody who becomes slothful, lazy, or restful and generally uninterested in sex. A lothic stoner wishes to be left alone to think or be entertained. The opposite of a lothic stoner is a pelsic stoner.

It sucks that my girlfriend is lothic and I'm pelsic. Whenever we get high together I want to go to the bar and she just wants to sit on the couch alone.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007