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12 definitions by Cool Hand Duke

1. don't tase me, bro
From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.
"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."
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by Cool Hand Duke Nov 4, 2007 add a video
2. Ron Jeremy Event
Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
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by Cool Hand Duke Oct 24, 2007 add a video
3. bodega
In Canada, a neighbourhood corner store, not part of a large chain, that is being used as a front to sell drugs. There will be some legitimate business selling soda, cigarettes, and candy bars, but most of the aisles in the store will be full of liquidation merchandise covered in a thick layer of dust.
"If you're going to the bodega, pick me up a pack of smokes."
drugs store front corner store speakeasy
by Cool Hand Duke Feb 13, 2008 add a video
4. can'tabis
A person who shuns marijuana usage. A play on the word cannabis.
Nancy: Say no to drugs.
Ronald: Come on Nance, don't be a can'tabis.
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by Cool Hand Duke Oct 2, 2007 add a video
5. Caveat Dorito
Beware skinny girls who like junk food
Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
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by Cool Hand Duke Oct 2, 2007 add a video
6. c'mere
Abreviated from "Come Here"

What you say to a girl you've been drinking or smoking with prior to your first attempt to kiss her. It's an attempt to attract her attention and give her an early warning before you swoop in. You'll get an instant reaction to determine if you need to abort that kiss.
"I'm so glad you invited me over for a smoke."
"C'mere."
7. beer bed
The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.
It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.
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by Cool Hand Duke Oct 24, 2007 add a video
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