Cool Hand Duke's definitions

canoodle

a public display of affection that involves cuddling

Jill and her boyfriend canoodle at the bus stop in the morning on their way to school.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

wheelchair

Marijuana that makes you tired, dizzy, slothful, or recumbant. Wheelchair is usually the least desireable index by which marijuana is appreciated though some users have a preference for it. Wheelchair has a high analgesic and anasthetic effect without the euphoria that would be found in happy pot.

I picked up some wheelchair pot for my grandmother to help her with her arthritis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

bodega

In Canada, a neighbourhood corner store, not part of a large chain, that is being used as a front to sell drugs. There will be some legitimate business selling soda, cigarettes, and candy bars, but most of the aisles in the store will be full of liquidation merchandise covered in a thick layer of dust.

"If you're going to the bodega, pick me up a pack of smokes."

by Cool Hand Duke February 13, 2008

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

lothic

In Canada, in the context of a reaction to smoking marijuana, somebody who becomes slothful, lazy, or restful and generally uninterested in sex. A lothic stoner wishes to be left alone to think or be entertained. The opposite of a lothic stoner is a pelsic stoner.

It sucks that my girlfriend is lothic and I'm pelsic. Whenever we get high together I want to go to the bar and she just wants to sit on the couch alone.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."

by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007