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c'mere

Abreviated from "Come Here"

What you say to a girl you've been drinking or smoking with prior to your first attempt to kiss her. It's an attempt to attract her attention and give her an early warning before you swoop in. You'll get an instant reaction to determine if you need to abort that kiss.
"I'm so glad you invited me over for a smoke."
"C'mere."
by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007
mugGet the c'meremug.

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.
It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
mugGet the beer bedmug.

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food
Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007
mugGet the Caveat Doritomug.

chubba

A chubby girl who is not so fat that she becomes completely sexually unattractive, but is too heavy to be seen socially with. A chubba may be in a lower social stratum and is never higher in status and is often seen as being uninteresting, uninteligent, and generally worthless. A chubba is often a single man's equivalent to a mistress, whom he maintains for sexual purposes whilst shopping around for a more decorative mate.
It's been two months since I've had any ass. I'd better call up my chubba in Riverside.

I'm showing up stag. It's not like I'm going to bring my chubba to a wedding.

I went to see my chubba last night. I felt bad about leaving without flushing her.
by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007
mugGet the chubbamug.

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.
"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."
by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007
mugGet the don't tase me, bromug.

bodega

In Canada, a neighbourhood corner store, not part of a large chain, that is being used as a front to sell drugs. There will be some legitimate business selling soda, cigarettes, and candy bars, but most of the aisles in the store will be full of liquidation merchandise covered in a thick layer of dust.
"If you're going to the bodega, pick me up a pack of smokes."
by Cool Hand Duke February 13, 2008
mugGet the bodegamug.

canoodle

Jill and her boyfriend canoodle at the bus stop in the morning on their way to school.
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
mugGet the canoodlemug.

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