Definitions by Constromlie

deaf and diligent 

a worker who is so busy that he/she does not hear his/her surroundings

Person A:I can't get Dan's attention.
Person B:That's because he's deaf and diligent.

deaf and diligent by constromlie March 29, 2009

fake-up 

to fake breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend to settle disputes with relatives or friends, usually family

Jenny and I had a fake-up because her Daddy did not like me.

fake-up by Constromlie February 4, 2009

McBoner 

an arousal brought about by the enjoyment of McDonald's food

A:I just had a Big Mac and now my dick feels like corn.
B:I would call that a McBoner.

McBoner by constromlie December 18, 2008

smop 

combination of sweep and mop, it's an attempt to pick up all of the dirt on the floor with just the mop to skip the step of sweeping.

Manager:Are you going to clean the floor soon?
Employee:I'll make it quick and smop it up.
Manager:It better not look like crap!

smop by constromlie December 9, 2008

ra-ra 

one who constantly talks nonsense; overtalkative moron

I can't understand a thing this ra-ra is saying. It's like he's speaking some other language.

ra-ra by constromlie October 18, 2008

ADHD 

attention deficit... in high definition! Now you can see everything that's wrong with me! psych no, it's attention-span shattering television with great picture quality.

I watch ADHD TV in my living room for hours on end.

ADHD by constromlie October 18, 2008

RIMF 

Retarded Ignorant Mother Fucker; an idiot or likewise

People think I'm a RIMF when I do dumb shit.

RIMF by constromlie October 16, 2008