Cono12's definitions

Chicken legs

Pussies who skip leg day and are usually named Saxon

Only pussies have chicken legs

by Cono12 December 18, 2018

Cool kid

The kid/kids that everyone meets in high school that have nothing better to do than flex in the mirror, fake their depression, very badly lip sync songs, play rust, get tattoos in some Asian countries, vape, cheat on their girlfriend (multiple times), flirt with everything that moves or breaths (Girls only) and most importantly look like lesbians

Oooooh loook at that cool kid

by Cono12 December 18, 2018

Kool kid

The Kool kid is a female version of the cool kid with the exception of the kool kids life long mission to get pregnant ASAP. The kool kid has two enemies #1 birth control #2 bowling balls (they get jealous of all the fingers that go inside them) be aware of the kool kid at first they will try and lure u in with a vape and a bj and bam 9 months later you have a kid with her

Ooooooooo what a kool kid

by Cono12 December 18, 2018

The big boy

The big boy Is commonly found flexing in the mirror or flexing for the girls hoping that their muscles make up for the size of their penis, if they are not found with girls or in front of mirror head to the nearest beach and there u will find them flexing in the sun light trying to look bigger than they actually are, this is an attempt to be noticed but potential mates if this does not work on that day the crafty big boy will post it on their instagram where no one cares but the twelvies that follow them, if encountered in the wild run and hide for it is not common for the big boy species to send pictures of their nuts to people

Omg look at that the big boy flexing in the sun “no one”

by Cono12 December 19, 2018

The dickhead

The dick head has been called numerous names over the ages the cunt and wanker being a smaller percentage of them. The dick head does not care for the feelings of the majority of people he/she encounters. The dickhead could be found the majority of the time on either urban Dictionary insulting as many people as possible or his bed where he sleeps for the majority of the day. Common phases of the dickhead are fuck off, I don’t care, I hope u get aids and cool story. WARNING do not send the dickhead anything but memes and funny stories, if you send him anything else for example gym pictures he will act like he cares but in reality couldn’t give two fucks. Enemies of the dickhead include whales, feminists and vegans

Look at the dickhead

by Cono12 December 19, 2018

The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety

Look it’s the philosopher

by Cono12 December 20, 2018

The man

The Man is a common term used to describe a person when simple words like cunt, dickhead and asshole no longer do him justice. The man has an unusual high opinion of himself for example in his mind his first name is pussy and last name magnet but however in reality the last name is non existent. Another title the man gives himself is a sex god even tho he’s a virgin and instead of god it’s predator .If you come across the man at a party do not worry pass him two drinks and he’ll be smashed within the hour it goes without saying must be the man.

You must be the man

by Cono12 January 22, 2019