Connie's definitions

matapang

to act silly.

Eric, stop being matapang!

by connie June 23, 2003

Malprovement

A malprovement is what happens when something that is "upgraded" or "improved" turns out worse than before.

Some of the malprovements made to the program were changing it to a web-based application, requiring a login and password, and the extended wait times for each web page to download the unnecessary directories while trying to get to the form I'm looking for when before, all I had to do was open the program.

by Connie September 12, 2004

dead possum

joel merchen aka lefty liar

that dead possum looks like joel!

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

mothersucker

a sucker of mothers.

I'll kick your ass, you stupid mothersucker!

by connie June 27, 2003

lefty liar

joel merchen aka dead possum

that lefty liar is friends with that dumb blond bitch...look up dumb blond bitch

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

gigady

The word said while humping an object, dead or alive. Meaning of happiness, or horniness.

Look, im humping Cindy, Gigady Gigady Gigady!

by Connie December 24, 2004

chillax

derived from chill out and relax, a cocktail of the two making for an economical version of trying to calm a stressed individual down

hey, chillax, it'll grow back soon
chillax everyone

by connie May 31, 2004