Connie's definitions

Malprovement

A malprovement is what happens when something that is "upgraded" or "improved" turns out worse than before.

Some of the malprovements made to the program were changing it to a web-based application, requiring a login and password, and the extended wait times for each web page to download the unnecessary directories while trying to get to the form I'm looking for when before, all I had to do was open the program.

by Connie September 12, 2004

dumb blond bitch

steven kesler aka dead rat

ew that dead rat is friends with that dead possum! look up dead possum

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

ramshackled

to attack viciously

I almost died when you ramshackled me on the ice!

by Connie November 19, 2003

dead possum

joel merchen aka lefty liar

that dead possum looks like joel!

by CONNIE February 11, 2004

Garen

One whom has extreamly large muscle mass, yet lacks in penis length and girth.

My girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was nice but unfortunately a Garen

by Connie February 5, 2004

War

The highest form of society and civilization.

1. It is the only period of time that large groups of people, or one-half of the world (ex. Axis vs. Allies.) are working together for a common result: destroying or rendering a different large group, or the other half of the world useless.

2. The result of which spurs economic growth and new jobs, better living conditions, increased education, and studies if human nature.

3. Periods that define most countries independence, great moments in history, generations, (lost generation and the greatest generation).

4. A time during which civilians sacrifice luxuries to promote the well-being of their nation and their military.

5. It is what propels the creation of almost all technology.

War is when tactics, logistics and strategy is employed by the everyone in the world for a commom purpose.

by Connie December 9, 2004

matapang

to act silly.

Eric, stop being matapang!

by connie June 23, 2003