Confuction's definitions

Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

by Confuction September 24, 2020

Banged-out

Colloquial term for getting beat up or knocked out.

Timmy keeps talking trash about Scotty-B, he's asking the get himself banged-out in a hurry.
SCOTTY: " I'should go bang that idiot out."

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.

Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"

by Confuction October 27, 2020

Decimal-out

To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)

He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was

by Confuction August 12, 2021

Chaggot

Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.

R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!

by Confuction December 6, 2020

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

Buffaroon

A subspecies of "Buffoon". Often thought to be much more daft than a buffoon, with antics far more extreme than a lunatic, putting him/her far beyond the margin of "just being an Idiot".

I'm never drinking with him again, (me either!!) I don't blame ya, because he acts like a buffaroon everytime!!!

by Confuction September 24, 2020