Confuction's definitions

ChinaChina

One of the Best countries in the world, but stay off their bad side and be good while you're there or face some mad punishment and get shamed in front of the whole nation - be good and helpful and they will Like you..

We-we go-go a' ChinaChina mon, no go-a Jamaica today mon.

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Banged-out

Colloquial term for getting beat up or knocked out.

Timmy keeps talking trash about Scotty-B, he's asking the get himself banged-out in a hurry.
SCOTTY: " I'should go bang that idiot out."

by Confuction December 16, 2020

Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.

Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"

by Confuction October 27, 2020

Chaggot

Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.

R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!

by Confuction December 6, 2020

Decimal-out

To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)

He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was

by Confuction August 12, 2021

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

Monaiëchal

Adjective
Dreadfully diabolical in a very cynical way, full of selfishness and egoism to the point of laughing when your poor pet husky dog flip-flops down the stairs in confusion, or a hotgirl falls uncanny to misfortune. If you laugh at these things, this word describes you..

Are you really that monaiëchal that you would leave your son to walk in the pouring rain, are you fuct? what a monaiëchal sin!

by Confuction November 14, 2020