ChinaChina

One of the Best countries in the world, but stay off their bad side and be good while you're there or face some mad punishment and get shamed in front of the whole nation - be good and helpful and they will Like you..
We-we go-go a' ChinaChina mon, no go-a Jamaica today mon.
by Confuction December 16, 2020
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Buffaroon

A subspecies of "Buffoon". Often thought to be much more daft than a buffoon, with antics far more extreme than a lunatic, putting him/her far beyond the margin of "just being an Idiot".
I'm never drinking with him again, (me either!!) I don't blame ya, because he acts like a buffaroon everytime!!!
by Confuction September 24, 2020
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I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".
by Confuction October 23, 2020
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Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..
Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE
by Confuction November 30, 2020
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Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.
Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"
by Confuction October 27, 2020
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Splickety Splades

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey
Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!
by Confuction July 12, 2017
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Clip Clop

To beat somebody up.
I clip clopped Tony last night.
by Confuction March 29, 2020
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