21 definitions by Confuction

Colloquial term for getting beat up or knocked out.
Timmy keeps talking trash about Scotty-B, he's asking the get himself banged-out in a hurry.
SCOTTY: " I'should go bang that idiot out."
by Confuction December 16, 2020
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A cute girlfriend. most oftenly a blonde..
i think i'm going to set up a pof and try to a banana stick.
by Confuction October 12, 2021
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To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)
He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was
by Confuction August 12, 2021
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Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

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Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.
by Confuction October 19, 2020
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A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".
I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.
by Confuction September 24, 2020
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To have cut off multiple fingers, very bloody, and have at least one finger left sticking up.
Don't play with that! you'll get ikey tikey!
by Confuction July 12, 2017
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Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.
R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!
by Confuction December 6, 2020
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