Composer man's definitions

Your Friends

Some people you know that you love, but not in a sexual way. The same people that you can’t talk about on this website.

As I am naming this definition “your friends,” I am breaking a rule.

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Afgaynistan

Simply Afghanistan, except gay people don’t get killed

It will be a lovely day when Afgaynistan becomes a reality, but for now we will have to make due with Afghanistan.

by Composer man November 29, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Chugarrhea

What you get when you drink so much water, that it gives you diarrhea.

I got explosive chugarrhea from drinking too much water during cross-country.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023