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It will be a lovely day when Afgaynistan becomes a reality, but for now we will have to make due with Afghanistan.
by Composer man November 29, 2022
Get the Afgaynistan mug.A set of words I made up to describe a place that has lots of evergreen, lots of snow, and lots of lakes. It is meant to sound Finnish because Finland has that.
You can see a Lakki Sunuu Tauka in North America too. Lots of Canada, Alaska, and the Upper Midwest and New England are like this.
by Composer man November 29, 2022
Get the Lakki Sunuu Tauka mug.Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.
by Composer man May 16, 2022
Get the Flun mug.I am bored, I want to make a definition that is frozlick. Eat away my friend, especially the yellow stuff🙃
by Composer man May 16, 2022
Get the Frozlick mug.A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.
Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.
by Composer man May 16, 2022
Get the Pumbo mug.An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
by Composer man March 7, 2022
Get the Mahler mug.A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.
Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?
Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash
Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!
Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!
Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash
Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!
Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!
by Composer man November 9, 2024
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