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Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.
Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?
by Composer man April 25, 2022
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Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.
I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!
by Composer man April 26, 2022
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Chugarrhea

What you get when you drink so much water, that it gives you diarrhea.
I got explosive chugarrhea from drinking too much water during cross-country.
by Composer man April 26, 2022
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Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.
Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion
by Composer man April 26, 2022
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Beeto

A boner so intense that your sick turns red like a beet.
Honey hurry! Get to the bed, I have the most raging beeto I’m about to have a jizzsplosion
by Composer man April 25, 2022
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Brahms

Somebody who thinks they are better than you because they listen to old music.
Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!

Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
by Composer man May 5, 2022
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South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
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