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Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!
Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
by Composer man May 5, 2022
Get the Brahms mug.Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022
Get the Classical Music mug.Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.
by Composer man May 16, 2022
Get the Flun mug.I am bored, I want to make a definition that is frozlick. Eat away my friend, especially the yellow stuff🙃
by Composer man May 16, 2022
Get the Frozlick mug.A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.
Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.
by Composer man May 16, 2022
Get the Pumbo mug.An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
by Composer man March 7, 2022
Get the Mahler mug.A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.
Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?
Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash
Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!
Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!
Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash
Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!
Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!
by Composer man November 9, 2024
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