Composer man's definitions

Pumbo

A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.

Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Frozlick

A word describing something that makes you want to go out and eat snow.

I am bored, I want to make a definition that is frozlick. Eat away my friend, especially the yellow stuff🙃

by Composer man May 16, 2022

96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 9, 2022

Favor Baiting

A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.

Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?

Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash

Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!

Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!

by Composer man November 9, 2024

Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

by Composer man April 25, 2022

South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023