6 definitions by Command C Command V
To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online
"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"
by Command C Command V December 16, 2019
A phobophobe is a person who is afraid of having a phobia. They have absolutely no clue this is a phobia, and if you tell them they will experience nausea, nosebleeds, dislocations, massive aneurisms, seizures, immediate dyslexia, blindness, deafness, broken bones, fractured ribs, carpel tunnel syndrome, alzheimer's, bubonic plague, teeth grinding, every sweating disorder, depression, anxiety, self-consciousness, and 1023.33 more things
by Command C Command V January 23, 2020
A certain war cry, specifically used before charging with a passion to kill the leader of an army, although it is okay to use it in other cases.
The two armies stared eye to eye, speaking nothing. Then, the word "Grakton!" was shrieked, and the Italians charged at the leader of the English army
by Command C Command V December 11, 2019
The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together
"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"
"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"
"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"
by Command C Command V December 11, 2019
by Command C Command V December 11, 2019
Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020