5 definitions by Coleolikesmen

The Method

While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.

Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.

by Coleolikesmen February 14, 2023

The most mid things in existence

Bloodborne, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Overwatch 2, and Bleach

They are so very mid it is the most mid things in existence

by Coleolikesmen October 20, 2022

The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022

The bount

The worst arc in all of television, but it is still better than Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad. Also, Bloodborne is extremely mid, Destiny 2 hunter is better.

I hate the bount, but id rather shit myself to death than watch Breaking Bad

by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022

Nare

When a nigga stares, it can evaporate anyone from existence. Originally first implemented in the legendary William Knight video when he absolutely obliterated a white woman.

Cole: Stop stealing my money you god damn porch monkey.

Jamaal: *Nares*
Cole: Euuuugh he nared.
Cole: Evaporates

by Coleolikesmen February 14, 2023