Col's definitions

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

by Col April 23, 2004

brixton

A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.

Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!

by col January 25, 2005

omg choon

An expression typically used by trance junkies, when they hear a decent track.

Sometimes it can be used in the ironic sense, and needn't be associated with a track of outstanding musical merit. For example, upon hearing 'Tiesto - Traffic', while hardly a work of genius, omg choon would still be an appropriate reaction, because, well...it's 'Traffic' innit.

See: OMG I DIE, omgtijs, etc.

<Armin van Buuren> That was new the new track from Push!!
<dave> omg choon!!

by Col July 26, 2004

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

nobber

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.

What did you do that for? You nobber.

by Col April 23, 2004

chelsea tractor

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.

look at her in her chelsea tractor.

by col January 22, 2005

bangin'

An adjective used to describe something that is impressive, enjoyable, or just basically good.

While originally used to describe fast, pounding music, it can now be used to describe anything.

That film was bangin'!

This song is bangin', I love the drumbeat!

by Col April 23, 2004