Cogitator's definitions

Skiing

Skiin is a sport that anyone of basic mental and physical capacity can do. Requires high amounts of courage, time, money, and equipment.

Skiing is one of my favorate things to do (asides from good jokes, halo 3 with my friends, and listening to linkin park.)

by Cogitator October 10, 2008

AK-47

A very powerful and reliable old assault rifle. The AK series looks similar to the Nazi Shturmgewher, but the guns are completely diferent inside. The weapon uses a selector leverl, with top osition is off, middle if fully automatic, and the bottom is semiautomatic. It uses a 30 round detachable banana clip.

The AKM is a modernized version of the AK-47 with and improved receiver and better BUIS.

by cogitator August 25, 2008

M-16

The US Military's current weapon. It is accurate, a bitch to keep working, and lack stopping power.

If you want to let them die slowly, shoot them with an
M-16. If you want to put that fucker out like a light, blast him with an AK-47. A lot of people prefer the AK to the M due to the issues of the 16 lacking the stopping power and reliability of the 47. The M-16 bullet tumbles and fragments when it hits human flesh, resulting in severe wounds, but does not have the flat out damage caused by the heavier AK-47 bullet, which demolishes everything in its path.

by cogitator November 30, 2009

Gearsaw

Using the chainsaw to kill someone in gears of war.

I am a gearsawer, I don't need to shotgun, because when they get close, I hack them in two.

by Cogitator October 3, 2008

teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

athlete

Anyone who is onvolved in sports, but is not an egotist for it, and has other interests (other than sex.) Most athletes asre not very noticeable, and the nicest girls I know are athletes.

I do not look like an athlete, but I am a coxswain in crew.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

noobaroni

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.

That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008