Cogitator's definitions

teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

cannabis

The best kind of rope. Also used for smoking.

If it weren't for cannabis making rope for the exploration ships, we would not be in America. It was not until the world's fair that pot parties started in America.

by Cogitator March 13, 2009

Skiing

Skiin is a sport that anyone of basic mental and physical capacity can do. Requires high amounts of courage, time, money, and equipment.

Skiing is one of my favorate things to do (asides from good jokes, halo 3 with my friends, and listening to linkin park.)

by Cogitator October 10, 2008

athlete

Anyone who is onvolved in sports, but is not an egotist for it, and has other interests (other than sex.) Most athletes asre not very noticeable, and the nicest girls I know are athletes.

I do not look like an athlete, but I am a coxswain in crew.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

slayer

Slayer is the best halo series gametype. Slayer is also the name of a very hardcore metal band.

I am great at social slayer, and decent in team slayer, and I should try listening to slayer (not taking them literally of course.)

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator October 9, 2008