Cogitator's definitions

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

M-16

The US Military's current weapon. It is accurate, a bitch to keep working, and lack stopping power.

If you want to let them die slowly, shoot them with an
M-16. If you want to put that fucker out like a light, blast him with an AK-47. A lot of people prefer the AK to the M due to the issues of the 16 lacking the stopping power and reliability of the 47. The M-16 bullet tumbles and fragments when it hits human flesh, resulting in severe wounds, but does not have the flat out damage caused by the heavier AK-47 bullet, which demolishes everything in its path.

by cogitator November 30, 2009

teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

Gearsaw

Using the chainsaw to kill someone in gears of war.

I am a gearsawer, I don't need to shotgun, because when they get close, I hack them in two.

by Cogitator October 3, 2008

Sniper Drainer

Someone who depletes sniper ammo in an online gmae to prevent the enemy from using it.

Damn that Sniper Drainer, I finally get snipes and there is no ammo!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

muscle car

An American performance car characterized by huge, powerful engines, poor handling, and rock and roll.

The two most iconic muscle cars: Camaro and Mustang.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.

by cogitator November 30, 2009