Cody5050's definitions

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

gun

your average metal marijuana pipe with sparklers and nailgun blanks

my mom has had a ghost gun with .22lr round in it with sparklers for the drunk who kills me since i was 8. before that it was in a north ontario hunting lodge, steel and woodgrain! shes had it since 16 and she was born in 1960 she got it and a skinning knife into the cockpit on aircanada pre 9/11 no arrest.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

straterrorist

a pill that has no prestige and has only been force fed to 7 year olds

the fuking terrorist sympathizer just broke North American tradition then prescribed the nonefunctional disgraceful unhistoric straterrorist probably use by al queda

by Cody5050 November 24, 2020

gold beer

gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents

im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.

by Cody5050 November 28, 2020

million dollars

somewhere between 30,000 and 60,000 emtpy beer cans

i can believe my company got sold for beer cans worth it was only worth a million dollars.

by Cody5050 November 28, 2020

the here and now

right now

are you gonna give me $180m rock in the here and now to save the psychiatrists reputation mom?

by Cody5050 November 29, 2020

kaelen

slender warrior

wheres kaelen

by Cody5050 November 29, 2020