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1 definition by Closeproximity

To spill food on one's clothes during the process of eating (occurs primarily in a restaurant).
Cleatus and Billy Bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the Waffle House and Cleatus spills buttery syrup all over his overalls.

"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!
by Closeproximity June 10, 2008