6 definitions by Clintoncousin
Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!
by Clintoncousin September 12, 2007
Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.
Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!
by Clintoncousin November 15, 2007
Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
by Clintoncousin November 14, 2007
Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.
Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!
by Clintoncousin November 14, 2007
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
by Clintoncousin November 5, 2007
Southern slang for someone with a hairy stomach in which the stomach protrudes out below the shirt line.
possum belly : Dale, you "possum bellied" bastard, stop balancing those Miller beer bottles on your gut and help me clean the trailer!
by Clintoncousin September 12, 2007