Clintacus's definitions
When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.
From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....
(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)
If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).
From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....
(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)
If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).
Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."
Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"
Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."
Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"
Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."
by Clintacus February 7, 2010
Get the to risk eating the horse's spermmug. When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.
Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."
Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."
Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."
Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
by Clintacus November 2, 2007
Get the cute check bouncemug. The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.
"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."
by Clintacus August 15, 2006
Get the bigratory patternmug. by Clintacus April 11, 2013
Get the GHMSmug. The technical term for a gay drama queen. Specifically, a gay drama queen that invents intentionally self-inflicted painful situations for the sheer thrill of having something to be overly emotional about.
Hence "hyper" for energetic, "homo" for gay, "sadomasochistic" for the joy of inflicting pain on one's self or another, and "histrionic" for overly dramatic.
Hence "hyper" for energetic, "homo" for gay, "sadomasochistic" for the joy of inflicting pain on one's self or another, and "histrionic" for overly dramatic.
"Man, I can't believe Chad got so involved with that biker drug user. Now he's sitting around bitching and whining and looking for attention and expecting us all to feel sorry for hiim."
"Yeah I know, he's so hyperhomosadomasochistrionic."
"Wha??"
"A big ol' drama queen."
"Oh, yeah, totally, but he does it to himself!"
"Yeah I know, he's so hyperhomosadomasochistrionic."
"Wha??"
"A big ol' drama queen."
"Oh, yeah, totally, but he does it to himself!"
by Clintacus November 19, 2009
Get the hyperhomosadomasochistrionicmug.