cute check bounce

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.
Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
by Clintacus November 02, 2007
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bigratory pattern

The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.
"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."
by Clintacus August 15, 2006
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a.D.O.R.

a.D.O.R. stands for "A Distant Open Relationship"

It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)

Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.

Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
Gary: "I don't get it, you guys have awesome passion for each other, get along great why don't you just call it what it is?"

Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
by Clintacus March 17, 2009
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GHMS

Acronym for "Go Home, Masturbate, Sleep."

The antithesis of DTF or "Down To Fuck"
"Hey Erin, you DTF?"

"Not really, I think I'm just gonna GHMS."

"Lame."
by Clintacus April 11, 2013
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The technical term for a gay drama queen. Specifically, a gay drama queen that invents intentionally self-inflicted painful situations for the sheer thrill of having something to be overly emotional about.

Hence "hyper" for energetic, "homo" for gay, "sadomasochistic" for the joy of inflicting pain on one's self or another, and "histrionic" for overly dramatic.
"Man, I can't believe Chad got so involved with that biker drug user. Now he's sitting around bitching and whining and looking for attention and expecting us all to feel sorry for hiim."

"Yeah I know, he's so hyperhomosadomasochistrionic."

"Wha??"

"A big ol' drama queen."

"Oh, yeah, totally, but he does it to himself!"
by Clintacus November 19, 2009
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