Clintacus's definitions

cyngle

A cynical single. Used mostly in IMing because as a homophone it sounds just the same when spoken.

Samantha: God I hate men! They're all obsessed with tits!
Katie: lol
Katie: Oh stop it, you're just feeling cyngle.
Samatha: wtf?
Samatha: I'm not cyngle.
Katie: Oh please, you rant all day about how you hate men but the minute one looks at you twice you totally forget.

by Clintacus September 1, 2006

same stove

Like a child who doesn't figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting "burned"--and inexplicably seem surprised each time. They are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don't figure it out because they think it's a different stove entirely each time. The solution? Remind them it's the same stove.

Mark: "Man, I just know this girl won't be like all the others before her! I can feel it in my heart! Just 'cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn't mean it will happen this time!"

Cameron: "Dude, I hate to tell you this, but it's the same stove."

Mark: "You're so wrong!"

Cameron: "Same. Stove."

by Clintacus March 11, 2008

cute check bounce

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.

Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."

by Clintacus November 2, 2007

a.D.O.R.

a.D.O.R. stands for "A Distant Open Relationship"

It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)

Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.

Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.

Gary: "I don't get it, you guys have awesome passion for each other, get along great why don't you just call it what it is?"

Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."

by Clintacus March 17, 2009

GHMS

Acronym for "Go Home, Masturbate, Sleep."

The antithesis of DTF or "Down To Fuck"

"Hey Erin, you DTF?"

"Not really, I think I'm just gonna GHMS."

"Lame."

by Clintacus April 11, 2013