5 definitions by Clemens
A way to say "sexual intercourse" or "have sex" without the situation becoming awkward. One would use this word to add a funny twist to an otherwise weird moment.
Clemens: Yo, my parents had some sexy times last night and it was hella loud.
Daniel: Damn Clemens, if you could hear the sexy times from your room, they must have been going at it!
Daniel: Damn Clemens, if you could hear the sexy times from your room, they must have been going at it!
by Clemens July 19, 2018
A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
by Clemens October 28, 2019
pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.
"After that guy ran into my car, I acted all unfuriated, because I knew getting mad wouldn't get me anything, and I needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. But that miserable asshole ruined a perfectly good Rav-4. I wish he would die."
by Clemens March 27, 2008
The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.
"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."
by Clemens March 21, 2008
A combination of "full-time" and "freelancing" - in other words, working forty hours a week for a company (probably as a consultant), but not being EMPLOYED by that company.
When Sandy did that contract job for BigCorp, they liked her so much that they've got her there all the time. But she didn't take the job offer - she's fullancing.
by Clemens July 4, 2008