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A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
by CleffedUp March 14, 2010
Get the country fugitive mug.A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
by CleffedUp July 27, 2009
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A telebureaucracy typically consists of:
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
by CleffedUp December 22, 2009
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Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
by CleffedUp March 26, 2010
Get the intertubulism mug.An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
by CleffedUp October 14, 2009
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by CleffedUp May 6, 2010
Get the photaux pas mug.To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
by CleffedUp April 23, 2010
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