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Bobbard

Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:

1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs

2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard

Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.

Bob: Irie!
by CleffedUp April 29, 2010
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Friendly Dinosaur

A ridiculous and self-serving claim presented as scientific or intellectually honest fact.

The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
Adam: "Technorati says 77% of active internet users read blogs."

Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
by CleffedUp December 20, 2008
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Macsturbator

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
by CleffedUp July 31, 2009
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photaux pas

In an online social network, such as Facebook, the commission of a mild offense or faux pas of innocently tagging a friend in a photo, image, or video in a way that they deem undesirable or inappropriate.
Adam: Dude! Why did you tag me in that video with the stripper?!?

Bob: Sorry man, my photaux pas.
by CleffedUp May 6, 2010
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Get fucking that chicken

The imperative version of keep fucking that chicken, get fucking that chicken encourages and commands the listener to stop dicking around and make real headway towards whatever it is they say they want to do.
Adam: I wish I could be a DJ at a strip club.

Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
by CleffedUp November 16, 2009
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FSCK My Life

A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
The SAN is down?! FSCK My Life.
by CleffedUp July 27, 2009
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country fugitive

A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?

Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
by CleffedUp March 14, 2010
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