CleffedUp's definitions
A ridiculous and self-serving claim presented as scientific or intellectually honest fact.
The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
The phrase is a play on the anti-evolutionary claims of humans and dinosaurs co-existing peacefully on earth.
Adam: "Technorati says 77% of active internet users read blogs."
Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
Bob: "I'm sure Technorati would like to believe that -- 77% sounds like a Friendly Dinosaur."
by CleffedUp December 20, 2008
Get the Friendly Dinosaurmug. Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.
Bob: Irie!
Bob: Irie!
by CleffedUp April 29, 2010
Get the Bobbardmug. To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
by CleffedUp April 23, 2010
Get the Will it blend?mug. The imperative version of keep fucking that chicken, get fucking that chicken encourages and commands the listener to stop dicking around and make real headway towards whatever it is they say they want to do.
Adam: I wish I could be a DJ at a strip club.
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
by CleffedUp November 16, 2009
Get the Get fucking that chickenmug. An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
by CleffedUp October 14, 2009
Get the speech fartmug. A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
by CleffedUp March 14, 2010
Get the country fugitivemug. A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
by CleffedUp July 27, 2009
Get the FSCK My Lifemug.