Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.

This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Code Red Anal

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.

After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.

Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.

Who wants to go to Sesame Place?

Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

anal lung cancer

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004