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Armpit of America

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.
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International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.
Who wants to go to Sesame Place?

Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!
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pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.
Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.
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anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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dawlers

The Canadian pronounciation of 'dollars,' best used when offering someone ten dollars on the boardwalk to sink that dumb ass fucking clown.
Hey man, I'll give you ten daaawlers to try and sink that clown!
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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
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negrotic

Of or relating to the African American race.
Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'

Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.

Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.

Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.
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