Analogist

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

cuntricidical

Of or like a cunt.

Nah, I don't feel like coming out tonight.

Oh don't be so cuntricidical.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 05, 2004

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 06, 2004

fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.

Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.

Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004