fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.
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fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
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Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
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labbatical

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.
Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.
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cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.
Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.
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Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!
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