When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 06, 2004
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 07, 2004
Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004