3 definitions by Cigarettebutt75

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sexual innuendo referring to a position make popular by Conan O'Brien on his 2nd episode of the Conan show.
Have you ever done the Tokyo sandblaster?" "Not that I am aware of, but I have decorated the lady cake.
by Cigarettebutt75 November 10, 2010

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a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is both literal and metaphorical applicable in order to suggest a double meaning about one incident.
When Jerry sucker punched Helen Keller. Literaphorically, she never saw it coming.

While painting, John was not paying attention while turning around and literaphorically brushed the wall. Forcing him to clean up his mistake.
by Cigarettebutt75 May 30, 2010

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To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.
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