Cicero's Assassin's definitions
Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
by Cicero's Assassin September 6, 2007
Get the BIFmug. Another name for the dreaded "red circle of death" error light associated with the Xbox 360.
Directly translates from French as "the red circus".
A neologism attributed to Tycho from Penny Arcade.
Directly translates from French as "the red circus".
A neologism attributed to Tycho from Penny Arcade.
Gamer 1: Why weren't you gaming last night?
Gamer 2: I don't know what happened. I saw Le Cirque Rouge, then a puff of smoke, and my Xbox was done for.
Gamer 2: I don't know what happened. I saw Le Cirque Rouge, then a puff of smoke, and my Xbox was done for.
by Cicero's Assassin January 2, 2009
Get the Le Cirque Rougemug. Pronounced "plan to".
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.
Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.
by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009
Get the Plantomug. The overwhelming feeling of euphoria induced by a particularly stirring political moment. An orgasm of a political nature.
by Cicero's Assassin March 13, 2009
Get the Politigasmmug. (n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
by Cicero's Assassin February 6, 2009
Get the nUDitormug. A habitual user of marijuana who does not conform to the common stereotypes; a regular pot user who does not refer to him or herself as a pothead.
Usually distinguished from a stoner in that the THC enthusiast has a job, goals, and art on their walls portraying something other than Bob Marley.
Usually distinguished from a stoner in that the THC enthusiast has a job, goals, and art on their walls portraying something other than Bob Marley.
Person who doesn't grasp the difference: "You smoke every day? You're such a stoner/pothead/burnout/loser."
Person who does: "What do you mean? I have a degree and a better job than yours. I'm not some filthy hippie, I'm just a THC enthusiast."
Person who does: "What do you mean? I have a degree and a better job than yours. I'm not some filthy hippie, I'm just a THC enthusiast."
by Cicero's Assassin November 6, 2007
Get the THC Enthusiastmug. Internet message acronym for "Make Up Your Fucking Mind". Used when confronting ambivalence or indecision in an IM or message forum.
1. She said she wants me, but won't let me take her on a date. Damn, girl, MUYFM.
2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."
2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."
by Cicero's Assassin August 14, 2008
Get the MUYFMmug.